First of all, for those of you not living in Australia, you’re not wearing Ugg boots properly anyway. They were never designed for winter. They were designed for the beach or the hot climate of Australia. The problem with consumerism is that once one company sells their product to one specific target in one specific country, the company then wants to target that same company in other countries. And then after that happens, other companies become jealous and start making mock products of the product that one company was successful in selling. This is how moccasins, Ugg boots, and other products have become so popular.
Well, I’m not here to discuss other products, I’m here to discuss Ugg boots.
First off, they are for bimbos.
“What’s a bimbo?” you may ask.
A bimbo according to the Mac Dictionary is:
“an attractive but empty-headed young woman, esp. one perceived as a willing sex object.”
It’s Italian for “little child.”
Well, forget the “willing sex object” part and focus on “an attractive but empty-headed young woman”. First of all, all women are attractive, but some are clueless. I mean, half of these girls are probably buying these stupid boots because they’re popular and thus will make them more attractive or maybe they think they’re actually attractive and therefore have been brainwashed by the media. Sadly, a lot of us are.
Well, let me try to clear your head. Ugg boots look stupid especially when you wear them in winter which they were not designed for at all. All the salt and water stains on your boots, not pleasant and even less pleasant on a pair of Ugg boots. Honestly, the fad for Ugg boots has destroyed the design for me so even if I saw them in Australia being worn properly, I would probably still hate them.
I don’t see what make these boots so cool to girls. I once even saw a man wear some weird slipper version of them on the Summerhill subway platform. I nearly threwup.
Honestly, Ugg boots look tacky especially worn with sweat pants, but that’s for another post.
I mean girls, seriously, don’t you know that once every one begins wearing one product, that product stops becoming cool? Why have you destroyed cool with these boots? THEY’RE NOT EVEN COOL!
Also, a lot of you don’t seem to wear them properly. I’ve seen some girls walk around literally crushing the heel of the boot. You’re almost walking on the side of the boot. A) that’s not good for your feet and B) you look stupid not just because you’re wearing the boots. Honestly, I think we should do what Sweden did with crocks, BAN THEM! But then again, crocks did actually create a nuisance due to static electricity. We could argue though that Uggs create a nuisance too, an ugly one. They’ve destroyed the fashion of the world.