Samsquanch
Well, Urban Dictionary has a lot of ideas on this one:
1. Improper pronounciation of the word “Sasquatch”.
On the Canadian TV show “The Trailer Park Boys” the character named “Bubbles” pronounces Sasquatch “Samsquanch”.
2. A rock band in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Long live the ‘Squanch!
“That was the greatest Samsquanch show ever; we love the ‘Squanch!”
3. a fat, ugly, stanky ass whore. May resemble the sasquach or bigfoot
Damn that is one ugly samsquanch!
4.
1) The mispronounciation of the word “Sasquatch”.
2) A stupid looking, big eyebrowed penguin in Québec’s BiodomeI named Samsquanch.
Guy 1: OMFG! The samsquanch is gonna get you!! Guy 2: OMFG! ..What’s a samsquanch? Guy 1: OMFG! You don’t know what a samsquanch is? Guy 1: OMFG! Go home and search Samsquanch on www.UrbanDictionary.com, then come back here so he can eat you. Guy 2: OMFG! ..Okay.
Well, I love Urban Dictionary. Without them, I wouldn’t have known that “stanky” was a word.
To inspire you all, here’s what Urban Dictionary thinks of “stanky”:
Stanky
1. -A funnier word for stinky.
- The wrong pronunciation of “stinky” commonly said by black people’s girlfriends
Oh shit girl, you be stanky up in hurrr.
2. n. syn. for vagina
I’m going to get some stanky on my hang-low.
3. extremelly smelly, not just of the nasty kind.
Nasty: “I couldn’t fuck her because the odor of her stanky taco filled the room and brought tears to my eyes.”
Not-So-Nasty: “Let me hit that stanky dank, please.” mmmmmm…….
4. a disgusting smell, usually directed towards a vagina, that reeks of rotten eggs or sweat, after 6 weeks of not showering
damn! whats that stanky smell
5. When stinky and skanky form a relationship. A deep sweaty relationship. Smells like skank.
“So I finally got my shirt back that I lent to Emily…it smelt so stanky!”
6.
1. Quality of uncleanliness; dirty.
2. A whore, tramp, or slut.
Here comes that stanky ho again. Look the other way.
7. Extremely foul smelling
It was just stinky, it was STANKY!
Have you ever met a stanky samsquanch?
Exasterbate
Urban Dictionary’s definition:
To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.
Play on the word: Exacerbate
Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.
Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it’s got viscosity.
Sometimes my penis hurts from exasterbation.
(Source: urbandictionary.com)
3 hunna
Urban Dictionary’s definition:
3 hundred. In reference too Cheif Keef’s song “3 hunna”
“We keep this shit 3 hunna”
Do you have more than 3 hunna?
(Source: urbandictionary.com)
Moocow
Urban Dictionary has many thoughts on this word so here’s the list:
One of the coolest awesomest things ever! Moocows are a type of cow. Durrf. Moocows are my favorite word! MOOCOW yay!!!!
I like Moocows.
OMG MOOCOWS!
Im a moocow!
Wait no….
or am i?
That’s supposed to be a real moocow
But there’s more:
A woman (most often caucasian) that is not super hawt, nor is she hideously ugly, or fat.
Instead is rather ordinary, homely. Perhaps being 10-15 pounds overweight. Perhaps having excessive arm hair. Instead of a sharp female hourglass curve, she has a rather lax, lazy hourglass curve to her body.
Steve: “I wanna get with Lauren so bad…”
Eric: “Lauren? You got no chance. What about Amy? Amy wants your nutz.”
Steve: “F-ck Amy.”
Eric: “Amy’s looks all right!”
Steve: “Yeah she looks ok, she’s a typical moocow. I always get stuck with the moocows, though. Once in my life, I wanna hook up with a hawtie.”
Eric: “You should be happy to get the moocows. Me, I only get the fuglies.”
1. used as a name for a very awesome person
2. used as a name for someone who annoys you
3. used as a name in the place of bitch, fucker, or
various other cuss words.
pl.n. 1. are a group of really awesome people
2. are supportive of others and work well together
The reason you’re cool is because you can call yourself a moocow.
What’s a moocow to you?
(Source: urbandictionary.com)
Strepitulous
Urban Dictionary’s definition:
Noisy or Rowdy.
Based on the latin word “Strepit” meaning noise or din, this word was made up on 10th Feb 04 and follows the pattern of the english language to the extent that it can be accepted as a “real word”
Who’s strepitulous?
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Urban Dictionary defines it as:
One moron said that it is a word used to describe people who are against the Church of England. They spelt it wrong as well-it’s *establish* not *astablish*.
Actually, antidisestablishmentarianism is the belief held by those who are against people who are against the unity of the Church of England and the Monarchy.
It is broken down like this:
*Anti*-Against, *Dis*-the removal of
*Establishment*-the Monarchy and Church
*Arian*-person or group,
*Ism*-a belief
Apparently a lot of people don’t know how to spell ridiculously long words. But hey, I guess adding a new word is okay. Spelt? SPELLED. Dude, you can spell long words but you can’t even write a short one. Wow.
(Source: urbandictionary.com)
Hmm…
I think Mac Dictionary got a bit confused:
exclamation & noun
variant spelling of hem 2 , hum 2.
Hem 2:
exclamation
used in writing to indicate a sound made when coughing or clearing the throat to attract someone’s attention or express hesitation.
noun
an utterance of such a sound.
verb ( hemmed , hemming ) [ intrans. ] archaic
make such a sound when hesitating or as a signal.
PHRASES
hem and haw hesitate; be indecisive : I waste a lot of time hemming and hawing before going into action.
ORIGIN late 15th cent.: imitative.
Hum 2:
exclamation
used to express hesitation or dissent : “Ah, hum, Elaine, isn’t it ?”
ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: imitative; related to the verb hum 1 .
Now, because there seems to be a not of variations of this thought processing word, Urban Dictionary needs its two cents:
Hmm Disease:
An over use of the words ‘hmm’ ‘urmm’ ‘ummm’ ‘Mhmm’ or any other derivative. It’s when people are thinking too much but have a lack of anything better to say.
Me: He left me, so rude, I wonder if I have done something wrong?
Matt: Hmmm
Me: he says I’ve changed, do you think I have?
Matt: hmmm.. oh no, I double hmm’d. =O
Me: Oh noes, you’ve got Hmm disease!!
But this is my favourite:
Hmm:
A phrase commonly used for absolutely no reason at all. Although sometimes it is used while thinking, it’s mostly used during awkward pauses just to fill in the gap of silence, or just cause.
Alyssa: Coolsicles :)30 seconds later…Alyssa: Hmm. Holden: What is it? Alyssa: Nothing… I just like saying hmm. Holden: Ok… weird girl.
Sesquipedalian
Urban Dictionary defines it as:
An extraordinarily large word. A word that only the pedantic use.
Pejorative is a sesquipedalian for insulting.
The question is though, is that the longest word in the English dictionary?
(Source: urbandictionary.com)
Wumbo
Urban Dictionary defines it as:
“The opposite of Mini”. Direct definition from Spongebob Squarepants, season 3, episode 1, “Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV”.
I wumbo. You wumbo. He- she- me… wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; We’ll have thee wumbo; Wumborama; Wumbology; the study of Wumbo. It’s first grade, Spongebob!
Good ol’ Spongebob.
(Source: urbandictionary.com)
YOLO
Urban Dictionary defines it as:
Acronym for You Only Live Once. Mainly used to defend doing something ranging from mild to extreme stupidity.
Mild stupidity:
Friend: Dude, you probably shouldn’t smoke that joint you found on the ground.
Me: Fuck it, YOLO.
Extreme stupidity:
Friend: Dude, you probably shouldn’t be posting random definitions on urbandictionary while you’re stoned.
Me: Fuck it, YOLO.
:)
People, I’m pretty sure it’s not the real Bill Gates.
(Source: urbandictionary.com)
