Banana
You know that long yellow tropical fruit that monkeys eat but so do humans? That’s probably a banana the monkey’s eating unless there are other long yellow fruits I don’t know about. Bananas, the fruit commonly used for condom practice. Sorry, that was written wrong. You know, when your health teacher placed the condom on a banana and then asked all the guys in the classroom to choose a banana and try to put a condom on it? Well, that my friends would be condom practice. Banana, yes, can be thought of as sexual. Actually, come to think of it, there are a few fruits considered with sexuality such as strawberries, cherries, and bananas. Whip cream always goes good when smeared on body parts with a bit of fruit on top. God, I should have stopped writing this a long time ago. Well, if you’re not entirely grossed out yet, enjoy your banana. Aren’t you glad I didn’t say orange? Crap, never mind, I mixed up the joke.
Easter
When people think of Easter they think chocolate, candy, and girly colours such as baby blue, pink, and bright yellow. Well, maybe yellow is neutral, who knows. Of course, Easter is also the time where Mr. Jesus Christ was resurrected. Easter is also the time of birth, hence, the resurrection. Animals are born, people are born, lots of things are born, but I guess something is born every day. Soooooo this day is a special day of birth. Well, yes. Some people celebrate Easter late though like next week is Greek Easter. It’s probably Easter for other nationalities but I don’t know them so sorry.
So if you’re having chocolate or having some grand feast or both or just celebrating another day of birth, enjoy Easter my friends because it is only here once a year. By the way, I hear that those Kinder Surprise eggs are really good and you get really large toys. Just thought of putting that out there.
Shit
It has been classified as brown and mushy, but has many other connotations as well. It can be released from your rectum or maybe there’s shit on the floor and it’s not brown but green, yellow, and other colours. Maybe it’s just “shit!” like homework, messy desk (need to clean this shit up!), etc. And if you’re shitting papers and other things that shouldn’t be protruding outside of that soft tushy, then you have other problems you need to deal with. Nurse, why am I shitting mugs? Yeah, she never responded.
The world’s filled with shit, so deal with it!
